ÌAST MONTH WE PUBLISHED AN EXCHANGE OF MEMOS AT OUR FAVORITE COMPUTER 
COMPANY  THAT RESULTED WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT IN THE PROGRAMMING 
DEPARTMENT.

×ORD HAS IT THAT THE RESULTING DARKNESS SPREAD TO THE ÒESEARCH & ÄEVELOPMENT
ÄEPARTMENT, RESULTING IN A FANTASTIC BREAKTHROUGH IN COMPUTING TECHNOLOGY.
ÁLL OTHER PROJECTED UPGRADES TO THE 64 SERIES OF COMPUTERS ARE SUSPENDED
AND THE NEW SERIES OF COMPUTERS HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED IN A PRESS RELEASE. ×E 
ARE PROUD TO BE THE FIRST TO BRING YOU NEWS OF THE NEW SERIES OF COMPUTERS
BASED ON THE 00:01 SERIES ÃÐÕ.
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                                 ÄÁÒË64

ÔHE ÄÁÒË64 IS A TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH DESTINED TO ECLIPSE ALL COMPUTERS
OPERATING IN THE LIGHT.

ÔHE ÄÁÒË64 RESULTS FROM STUDY, RESEARCH, AND DEVELOPMENT IN THE DARK. ÉT IS
FASTER THAN ALL COMPUTERS OPERATING IN THE LIGHT BECAUSE DARK TRAVELS FASTER 
THAN LIGHT. ÔHIS HAS LONG BEEN SUSPECTED BY OUR TECHNICIANS WHO OFFER THE 
PROOF THAT BEFORE LIGHT REACHES ANYPLACE, DARK IS ALREADY THERE.

ÔHE ÄÁÒË64 USES THE NEWLY DISCOVERED SUBATOMIC PARTICLE, THE ÄÁÒËÏÆÆ.
ÒESEARCH HAS DETERMINED THAT TWO ÄÁÒËÏÆÆS  COMBINE TO FORM THE BASIC 
ELEMENTARY PARTICLE OF DARKNESS, THE ÐÉÔÃÈÄÁÒË. ÔHREE ÄÁÒËÏÆÆS COMBINED FORM
THE ELEMENTARY PARTICLE OF DARK MANAGEMENT, THE ÅØÅÙÍÏÒÏÎ. ÁNY NUMBER OF
COMBINED ÅØÅÙÍÏÒÏÎS FORM A ÌÅÁÄÍÏÒÏÎ.

ÔHE ÄÁÒË64 REQUIRES VERY LITTLE POWER. ÓO LITTLE, IN FACT, THAT IT IS 
COMPLETELY POWERED BY A SINGLE ÄÁÒË ÃÅÌÌ. ÔHE ÄÁÒË ÃÅÌÌ IS SIMILIAR TO A 
SOLAR CELL, BUT MORE EFFICIENT  IN THAT IT CAN BE RECHARGED IN THE DARK AND
IS NOT DEPENDANT ON LIGHT.
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Á COMPLETE BUNDLED SOFTWARE PACKAGE, DEVELOPED IN OUR OWN ÓOFTWARE 
ÐROGRAMMING ÄEPARTMENT, COMES WITH EACH ÄÁÒË64. ÉT INCLUDES:

ÄÏÓ (ÄARK ÏPERATING ÓYSTEM)

ÌÕÎÁÒ-Ã (ÃOMPLEX Ã ÃOMPILER)

ÎÁÄÁ (A NEW OBJECT-ORIENTED PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE)

ÄÁÒËÂÁÓÅ-Ö (A DARKBASED DATABASE THAT LEAVES NO TRACE OF ITSELF IN MEMORY OR
            ON DISK.)
×ÒÉÔÅÄÁÒË (Á WORD PROCESSOR BASED ON THE COMBINATION OF ÄÁÒËÏÆÆÓ CALLED AN
           ÏØÙÍÏÒÏÎ.)
ÄÁÒËÓÐÅÌÌ (ALLOWS YOU TO CREATE YOUR OWN WORD LIST AND CHECK YOUR ×ÒÉÔÅÄÁÒË
           SPELLING)
ÄÁÒËÌÉÎÇ  (A DARK BASIC COMPILER. ÃAN COMPILE YOUR PROGRAMS TO A POINT WHERE
           THEY WILL NOT TAKE UP ANY ROOM ON YOUR DISK AT ALL)
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ÓPECIAL HARDWARE FEATURES OF THE ÄÁÒË64 INCLUDE:

* ÐHANTOM MEMORY COMPOSED ENTIRELY OF SHADOW ÒÁÍ WITH A HUGE ÃÁÃÈÅ.

* ÄÁÒËÓÉÄ  CHIP. Á MULTI-VOICED SOUND CHIP THAT COMES WITH MANY DEMONSTRATION
  TUNES SUCH AS ÄÁÒË ÅÙÅÓ, ÄÁÒË ÒÁÐÔÕÒÅ, ÍÏÏÎÌÅÓÓ ÓÏÎÁÔÁ. 
  
* ÄÁÒË×ÁÔÃÈ. Á TIMER CHIP BASED ON THE 28 DAY ÌÕÎÁÒ ÃÙÃÌÅ. ÉTS BASIC TIME 
  WILL BE STORED IN ÌÕÎÁÒ ÔÉÃËÓ.

* ÄÅÄ ÍONITOR. Á FLAT SCREEN DISPLAY BASED ON THE ÄARK ÅMITTING ÄIODE.

* ÎIGHT ÓHIFT. Á NEW CONCEPT IN SHIFT KEYS.

* ÚÃÐÕ. Á NEW Ú BASED CHIP THAT ALLOWS YOU TO COMPUTE IN ÄÁ/Ú/Å.

* ÔÅÄ CHIP. A NEW VERY LOW POWERED CHIP  BASED ON TH ÔOTALLY ÅNERGYLESS
  ÄÁÒË PRINCIPLE. ÁLLOWS INSTANT COMMUNICATION IN ÚERO ÔIME. ÁLL OF THIS IS
  BASED ON THE RESEARCH INTO THE THEORY OF ÄÁÒË AND THE FACT THAT BECAUSE
  ÄÁÒË IS ALREADY THERE YOUR COMUNICATION WILL ALSO BE THERE THE INSTANT
  YOU SEND IT.  ÉT WILL ALLOW YOU TO COMMUNICATE INSTANTLY WITH ALL THE
  OTHER PROGRAMMERS WHO ARE WORKING TOTALLY IN THE DARK.
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ÄON'T BE LEFT IN THE LIGHT. ÇET A ÄÁÒË64 AND BE TOTALLY IN THE DARK.